Rubs Juice


 * This article is about the pre-scratch kids' Rubs Juice. For the instance of Rubs Juice that appears in the trolls' session, see Rubs Juice (A2).

Rubs Juice is an agent of Derse who appears in every Sburb session.

Biography
Hrates Bocars told Rubs Juice about his OTP Dabe x Jhon, which Rubs Juice found really cute. Jack Noir then ordered him to put Jaed and her omnipotent dog to rest, and if he could not do that to determine their weakness and report back. Throughout the conversation Jack referred to Rubs Juice as the Courtyard Droll, a name he did not recognize at all.

In a doomed timeline, Jaed used the red miles to destroy Prostit, and was killed by PM. Rubs Juice landed his ship on both PM and Jaed, unintentionally killing her, and then was himself killed by a collapsing tower. This timeline was then prevented by Hecka Jef.

In the new timeline, Rubs Juice merely landed next to Jaed. He took her over to a bed, removed her crown, and put her to rest. Jack calls Rubs Juice for an update and orders him to steal her crown and ring, which he does because it's technically not stealing if she isn't even using it, but the Blapck Quen attacks shortly after. As the Blapck Quen deals with Fresh Whyte Germysprite, who had also come to claim the throne, Rubs Juice sneaks off to the throne, places the crown on his head, and decides to wear the Quen's ring in an attempt to marry himself.

FWG stops him, and takes the ring for themself, becoming Fresh Dark Germy³sprite. This leads to the destruction of Prostit, threatening Jaed, leading Beq to teleport her along with Rubs Juice to LOLAF.

Jack calls Rubs Juice again, telling him to get to LODAD and help fight FDG3. He gets Beq to teleport them over, and then tries punching the giant lovecraftian monster. This does not work. After the battle, Rubs Juice can be seen carrying Jaed away somewhere.

Personality and Traits
Rubs Juice is mostly unchanged from his Homestuck counterpart. Jack even describes the corruption in a complaint as the entire planet acting like the Droll.

Trivia

 * Rubs Juice is named after Robert J! Lake, one of the official Homestuck composers, after he commented and tweeted about Cool and New Web Comic. He frequently changes his twitter name, which had been "Rubs Juice" at the time of commenting.