Rose's walkthrough

Rose Lalonde has created her own walkthrough for Sburb on gamefaxs, going under the same name as her Pesterchum chumHandle, testacleTheorist.

This walkthrough served multiple purposes, narratively as a recap of the comic itself, and also as a way for Rose to collect her thoughts, organize her own evidence and theories on the Corruption, as well as reach out to any humans left, whether to save them from the end of the world or to reach out to any other normal people.

The Original Walkthrough
Sburb Beta Walkthrough Version 1.0, April 13, 2009 By tentacleTherapist Sburb Beta Walkthrough Version 1.0, April 13, 2009 By tentacleTherapist

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================== TABLE OF CONTENTS ============================== 1. Contact Information..................................................................................... [0000] 2. The End of the World: A Summary.......................................................... [A000] 2.1. Sburb Beta................................................................................................... [A100] 2.2. Scribbles and Sociopathy: The Corruption......................................... [A200] 2.3. Light and Froges........................................................................................ [A300] 2.4. Current Situation...................................................................................... [A400] A. Appendix 1: Clues and Theories................................................................. [Z100] B. Appendix 2: Who's Who?............................................................................ [Z200]

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================================================================= Have you spent the past couple of hours questioning your own sanity while coming to the horrifying realization that the world around you has inexplicably deteriorated in quality? Do my words appear to you as an unexpected bastion of rationality and linguistic comprehensibility? Do you, at the very least, feel that you possess an elementary ability to properly utilize English vocabulary and grammatical rules? If you've answered any of these questions in the affirmative, then it is imperative that you contact me immediately. My Pesterchum handle is testacleTheorist (don't ask). ~TT

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[A000] The End of the World: A Summary

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================================================================= Unfortunately, the previous section will not apply to the vast majority, perhaps even the entirety, of those who come across this "walkthrough". Indeed, it is unlikely that a single soul who happens upon this document—lacking the attention span needed to wade through my nigh interminable sea of capital letters and punctuation marks—will even manage to read as far as the completion of this sentence. Therefore, I will primarily be writing this not as a walkthrough, but as a record of events and observations for personal reference. Of course, if you, like myself, do still remain a creature of logic and empathy, then I encourage you to read through this document in its entirety.

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====== The downward spiral of profoundly bizarre events that have recently plagued my life began with the existence of the Sburb beta. This apparently supernatural computer game allows co-players to physically manipulate each other's environment, a feat which I would deem impossible had I not witnessed it myself. Perhaps even more impossible is the game's ability to summon a meteoric apocalypse. Soon before my home was to be incinerated by a shower of Sburban meteors, the game transported it—with myself inside—to some sort of alternate dimension. Within this dimension I was placed on a bright but desolate planet, inhabited only by my mother, frogs, turtles, small monsters called imps, and myself. My "friend", now named Jhon, somehow arrived on a roller coaster car not long after. At this point, the sky was almost entirely pure void, the only exception being a bright blue planet directly overhead, and a series of pink, epicycloidal gates connecting it to my abode. Since then, two more planets have come into view: one an obnoxious combination of purple and orange, and the other dark enough to instill envy in the outer gods themselves. Speaking of the gods: my lifelong dream of beholding the head of the Noble Circle, the legendary Bg'ogubglog'ybul, has finally become reality... though perhaps not in the way I'd always imagined. From what I've seen of my co-player's entry process, the odd contraptions now scattered about my house, and other walkthroughs posted here (shout-out to winnythepoop 1), this is what I have gathered about my situation: Each player begins with free access to three machines: the CRUXTRUDER, the TOTEM LATHE, and the ALCHEMITER. These devices, as well as a PRE-PUNCHED CARD, can be deployed in the environment of one's client player. The cruxtruder, upon being opened, releases an entity called a KERNELSPRITE. This sprite takes on a form resembling the item or being it is "prototyped" with. It seems that my co-player chose to prototype my grimoire, consequently summoning the head of the Circle into my sprite. The subsequent prototyping of my "mother" caused the sprite to take on...aspects...of her appearance and personality, as well. My co-player, on the other hand, has prototyped his friend Geromy. The characteristics of the prototypings done pre-entry (Geromy and the grimoire) are both reflected in the imps, each of whom now exhibits long tentacles, neon yellow pajamas, and a glorious Geromian countenance.

An activated cruxtruder serves two additional purposes. Firstly, it displays a countdown to the imminent destruction-by-meteor of the player's residence. The player has this much time to enter the game. The entry process involves the harmonious use of the cruxtruder, the totem lathe, the alchemiter, and the pre-punched card. I will not yet delve into the details of this process; admittedly, I am not yet entirely familiar with it. What I do know is that the process beings with the use of the cruxtruder's third function—the dispensal of cylindrical objects called "cruxite dowels"—and ends with the creation of an item whose identity is encoded by the sequence of holes punched into the card. That it is "pre-punched" suggests that there is a way to punch an un-punched card, possibly imprinting it with the data for the item it contains, though no mechanism for this has presented itself yet.

As should be obvious by now, I did not partake in this process myself. It appears that, while I was busy being held hostage by a rebellious door-blocking stray-line, my co-player made the necessary deployments and my "mother" carried out the entry process for me. This is another mystery that I can't wrap my head around. How would she know anything about Sburb already? Looking back, she was always strangely reserved about her occupation; I only know that she often researched astronomical phenomena... meteors, for example. Exactly how much has she kept from me? For how long?

Through the Sburb interface, I've seen that my co-player, Hecka Jef, has been transported to the dark planet. If planets correspond to players, then the existence of a third planet almost certainly implies the existence of a third player. Considering that Hecka and Myself are connected only to each other, I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. My best guess at this player's identity is Jhon, whom I did temporarily connect with earlier. He has apparently obtained a copy of the game RollerCoaster Tycoon, one which allows him to build a park in the real world, a function not unlike that provided by Sburb. This also seems to have been his means of entering this dimension. Why this game exists and is apparently tied to our Sburb session, I can't imagine. Of course, there may very well be no rational explanation.

But I do know this: Sburb itself, however impossible its existence may seem, is not merely a product of the unfortunate deterioration of reality. The former precedes the latter; I was in possession of the Sburb discs for some time already. Though certain aspects of the game are most likely corrupted, others (including the meteors) are, in fact, natural. The walkthroughs I had read on this website before they were corrupted quite clearly hinted at such aspects of the game, in retrospect. If anything, I would guess the opposite: that Sburb is somehow connected to the cause of the Corruption.

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[A200] Scribbles and Sociopathy: The Corruption

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================================== And so we arrive at the heart of the matter. The phenomenon so anomalous that Sburb seems like an everyday, family-friendly activity in comparison. That inexplicable, practically all-permeating influence, the one determined to transform all within its grasp into an unsettlingly low-quality caricature of its true self. The Corruption, as I've decided to refer to it. Though I will thoroughly catalog all evidence related to the Corruption in Appendix 1, I will now review what I've learned of it so far. It began roughly two hours prior to my writing this. My house had recently lost electricity, and my friend Dave had been missing for several weeks by this point, but all was otherwise somewhat normal. I was mindlessly standing around in my bedroom—still waiting for someone to play Sburb with me—when it began. The transformation. Although, it didn't feel like the world had suddenly changed. It felt more like...like it was something I had just noticed. The aimless lines. missing shadows. Shapes with borders that don't quite close; borders that encapsulate their subject but decide to extend even further; borders that overlap each other in defiance of the laws of perspective, laws that reality had never dared to break until today. And for reasons I can't explain, reality decided that I should be spared. The Corruption also brings with it a far more sinister curse: the degeneration of intelligent life into murderous, immature, hypersexual, mindless sociopathy. John has become Jhon; Dave is now Dabe; Jade is Jaed; and in their eyes, I am not Rose, but Roze, despite my attempts to correct them. Though each person has changed quite considerably, all are still recognizable. They retain aspects of their personalities as well as their names and appearances. Jhon still enjoys pranks—only now they're much deadlier. Jaed remains obsessed with the anthropomorphic, but she brings Jade's furry fascination to new extremes. Personality traits have become distorted, ridiculously exaggerated, and sometimes simply fabricated (unlike "Momi", my mother was not a pedophile). It's interesting that the Corruption should have this effect upon the living. If the neural networks of the brain simply suffered severe physical degradation like the rest of reality, one would not expect people to become absurd caricatures of themselves; rather, they would likely become almost completely incomprehensible, and/or brain dead. It is clear that the Corruption treats people as entities distinct from the rest of reality. This fact manifests itself in another way: certain individuals are apparently completely unaffected by the Corruption. Myself, for instance. So far, I've come across only two others... both of whom are apparently aliens. I will describe them in more detail later, but back to the point. The Corruption is seemingly able to distinguish between people and their surroundings. There is no unique property of the human body that accounts for this; it is not just myself, but the clothes I wear that are unaffected. This observation, along with the unusual effect that the Corruption has on the mind, leads me to the following conclusion. The Corruption is not a natural phenomenon. It does not simply exert a uniform physically degenerative force. It is able to recognize identity. It alters minds, not just bodies. It interprets me as a cohesive human being, not just another collection of atoms. The cause of the Corruption cannot simply be a physical force; it must be something capable of these higher level though processes. In other words, the cause of a Corruption is a person. Not a human person, necessarily. Perhaps a group of people. An alien. An artificial intelligence. A god. Whoever programmed this game, if Sburb does indeed have anything to do with it. But I am reasonably certain that there is a conscious entity at work here. One that possesses a tremendous amount of inexplicable metaphysical power. Now that I have a foundation to work with, there are three questions I must answer: 1. Who is responsible for the Corruption? I have no guesses. It's doubtful that I'm          familiar with the person. I'm most likely looking for someone uncorrupted; I can't          imagine why someone would choose to corrupt themselves. 2. What was their motivation in causing the Corruption? Perhaps it was a mistake. Perhaps it's part of a bigger plan. Perhaps someone out there just feels like watching the world burn today. Again, not much evidence on this front as of now. What I do know is that myself and at least two others have been spared. Does this person know us? Were we chosen for a reason? Or were we simply overlooked? 3. What is the source of their power? Is is an innate ability? The whims of a deity? A huge technological breakthrough? A mechanism of Sburb? Magic? The answer to this question is the most critical. If I know the means by which the Corruption was caused, perhaps I can use those means to return reality to its original state. I believe that this is my best hope at saving my friends...and my own sanity. It is clear that I still know embarrassingly little about this. I have investigating to do.

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[A300] Light and Froges

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=========== My sprite has informed me that the bright planet on which I now reside is called the Land of Light and Froges... froges meaning frogs, presumably. I will now briefly account my experience here since my arrival. There was little to do, at first. It seems that light and frogs are just about the only things that this planet has to offer. I tried contacting a troll—one of several Internet trolls committed to harassing my friends and I—in search of another like myself. But alas, gelloCAlibater had fallen. Before I could continue my search, I was pestered by my co-player, Hecka Jef. Hecka is a person without a non-corrupt analog. He used to be a fictional character, one of the two stars of Dave's "ironically bad" webcomic, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. The Corruption doesn't seem to have a significant effect on him, considering that he was essentially corrupted already, by the very nature of SBaHJ. However, it did bring him, Sweet Bro, and their friend Geromy into the real world and rename them Hecka Jef, Swet Bro, and Germy. This is the only instance I know of in which the Corruption resulted in the fabrication of entire human beings. Hecka first contacted me soon after the Corruption began, asking to be my co-player. He claimed to have known little about me at that point. However, he clearly knew my about my chumhandle, my allegedly "boring" personality (proper grammar and linguistic diversity can put a corrupted person to sleep instantly), and the fact that I was in need of a co-player after Jhon's decision that RollerCoaster Tycoon was a more pressing issue than my survival. Considering that I had never talked to him before, and that he should have come into existence only very recently, how would he have known anything about me? Where does he get this information? When Hecka contacted me again, on LOLAF, he told me of Swet Bro's tragic fate. He also claimed to be responsible for Dave's/Dabe's disappearance; he himself, along with Swet Bro, had brought him to live at Jhon's house about a month ago, for... BDSM purposes. As mentioned before, the corrupted have a freakish obsession with sex—daddy relationships, in particular. That might just be the most uncomfortable part of all this; I seem to be a common target of unwanted sexual advances from my former friends. In this case, though, I'm not sure how Hecka could be telling the truth. Dave went missing a month ago. The Corruption began only hours ago. Perhaps the corrupted also have corrupted memories? Hecka Jef claims that he and Swet Bro visited Jhon and Dabe again earlier today. However, Jhon murdered Swet, and Hecka was forced to abscond. Hecka now considers Jhon to be some sort of archenemy, and he is determined to get revenge. Really, I can't blame him; there's no doubt that Jhon is evil and dangerous. But I may need him alive if I'm to reverse the effects of the Corruption. The latter part of Hecka's story does seem to be true, at least. Jhon had already told me that he'd murdered Swet Bro, and Dabe did accompany him to this session, although Dabe disappeared into one of the portals above my house soon after. After Jhon crashed into my bedroom, and I'd finished warding off his romantic advances and offerings of internal organs, I asked him if he remembered the world being different before today. He insisted that he did not. This seems to confirm that the corrupted have altered memories of life before the Corruption. Next, I continued to search for normalcy among the trolls. turniplyCabbagous and centurionsTest were of no help; it was not until my third attempt that I found Kanaya. She seemed completely unaffected by the Corruption, like me; unlike me, however, she was unaware that anything was off. She did notice the misspelling of her trolltag, but refused to attribute it to a broader phenomenon. When I first noticed the Corruption, it was a somewhat gradual process of realization. Perhaps Kanaya is undergoing the same process; if this is the case, then she should be contacting me soon. Once I have a friend in the same situation to talk to, maybe I'll stop feeling so crazy. On a side note, it seems that there is a planet here called Prostit. There are informative "clouns" there, Hecka Jef dreams there, and Jaed has become its queen. I'll provide an update when I know what any of that means. After escaping my room, I continued to investigate my surroundings. I found my corrupted mother, whose lips quickly became inseparable from Jhon's. I also came across Bg'ogubgolg'ybulsprite, the head of the Noble Circle in sprite form. Unfortunately, its eems that even gods can be corrupted. Though he has the power to instantly shatter all hope and happiness within a billion-universe radius, he feels committed to helping me play Sburb due to his role as a sprite. Moments later, my "mother" died. I was about to be crushed by a flying ship. She pushed me out of the way, taking my place. Out of the ship came an alien called Jack Noir. I was furious. We were prepared to destroy each other. But we couldn't. Because he was uncorrupted, and so was I. For all I know, he's the last relatively normal person that I'll ever see. I don't want to be alone in this new world. And I'll need all the help I can get, if I'm to have any chance at fixing it. I know I should be more devastated, more enraged. If she had really been my mother, Noir would be dead right now. But she wasn't. She was Momi. She's no more my mother than a sadistic, mentally challenged, cartoonishly murderous "daddy" can be called John Egbert. How am I supposed to mourn her? I'm still busy mourning the Corruption-death of everyone I've ever known. She's back now. With tentacles. We prototyped her into my sprite; she is now Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite. I'm not sure if I'll be able to completely fix this, even if I do manage to undo the Corruption. I suppose I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. As I was moving the ship to recover her body, I made an important discovery; I've developed telekinetic abilities. They allowed me to move the ship through the air using only my hands. Since the Corruption has not affected me, I assume these abilities have been granted to me by Sburb. Hopefully this power will continue to grow in strength. At this point, I have little conscious control over them; they present themselves only when needed. I spent most of the next hour gathering my thoughts, the ones I've presented in this walkthrough so far. In this time, Jhon constructed a theme park around my house. Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite made out with him nonstop. Jack, feeling constructive, decided to go stab a few hundred frogs to death. Towards the end of the hour, Jhon and his park both disappeared. It seems that his first goal had been met. Having him gone is quite the relief. I assume that he's been sent to his planet of purple and orange, which had appeared in the sky simultaneously. Moments earlier, an immense darkness had descended upon LOLAF. It looked as though it were headed towards Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite. Out of curiosity, I made my way to her. But I didn't reach my destination. Presumably sabotaged by Jhon, Jack was flung off of a nearby merry-go-round at an immense velocity, on a fatal collision course with myself. Then something unusual happened. Again.

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[A400] Current Situation

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Updated Walkthrough
Sburb Beta Walkthrough Version 1.0, April 13, 2009 By tentacleTherapist Sburb Beta Walkthrough Version 1.0, April 13, 2009 By tentacleTherapist

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================== TABLE OF CONTENTS ============================== 1. Contact Information..................................................................................... [0000] 2. The End of the World: A Summary.......................................................... [A000] 2.1. Sburb Beta................................................................................................... [A100] 2.2. Scribbles and Sociopathy: The Corruption......................................... [A200] 2.3. Light and Froges........................................................................................ [A300]

3. The Powers that Be...................................................................................... [B000] 3.1. Of Gods and Demons................................................................................. [B100] 3.2. Class and Coherence: The Enhancement (Important!)..................... [B200] 3.3. Boiling Point................................................................................................ [B300] 3.4. o..................................................................................................................... [B400] A. Appendix 1: Who's Who?........................................................................... [Z100] B. Appendix 2: o's recap................................................................................... [Z200]

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I've made several crucial discoveries since my last update, though they have led to more questions than answers. Meanwhile, my situation has grown far more dangerous. I need to figure out what the hell is going on, and fast.

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Continuing from where I left off: I have time powers. I discovered them out of necessity when Jhon tried to shoot me with a bullet named Jack. These powers allow me to alter the flow of time local to some person or object. Time can be sped up, slowed down, or stopped... but not reversed. It seems that backwards time travel still lies strictly within the purview of actual Time players.

Each player of Sburb is assigned a "class" and an "aspect". The meaning of classes is still unclear, but aspects seem to describe certain fundamental components of reality, such as Time and Space. Each payer has an innate connection to their corresponding aspect; eventually, players are even able to directly manipulate their aspect somehow.

Hecka, the Muse of Time, can time travel. Although he cannot manipulate the flow of the time the way I can, he can move through it freely by teleporting directly to the past or the future. He always holds a pair of "nanchos" while he does it. I'm not sure if these are independent time travel devices or if they simply help him to access his own abilities. Either way, his aspect gives him a surprisingly advanced understanding of timeline management despite his corrupted mental state.

Jhon, the Boss of Wheels, can control theme park rides. More generally, he can alter the angular velocity of objects which exhibit a rotational symmetry. Such objects can be wheels in the traditional sense, such as steering wheels, but they can also take other forms, such as helicopter rotors. He now wields a scepter while using these abilities, though again, doing so may or may not actually be necessary. The Wheels aspect could be RollerCoaster Tycoon-specific, like several other aspects of his quest.

I, the Lord of Space, can distort space in a variety of ways, including telekinesis, teleportation, growing, and shrinking. Unlike Hecka and Jhon, I have not needed to channel these abilities with any sort of external device. The magnitude of my powers has grown fairly rapidly since the start of the session. However, they still have limitations-for example, my teleportation cannot reach interplanetary distances.

I've described what I've observed so far, but the aspects may be more complex than they seem. How does Sburb determine which aspect to assign to each player? What are the classes, and how do they interact with the aspects? Moreover, my time powers seem to be unrelated to the spatial class/aspect abilities bestowed upon me by Sburb. These time powers work completely differentlly than those of our resident Time player, and no other player has control over multiple aspects. Also, I can explode. There's something unique about me in this regard, and my sprite implied that it will be important for me to figure out what.

Each player has several resurrection options available to them. Any dead person can be brought back as a sprite; this is the method I used to bring back my mother. However, no more empty prototyping slots remain in this session. Next, if a player dies and their dream self is still alive, the dream self can take over as the new waking body if the corpse is kissed by another player (ew). Finally, if a player dies on their Quest Bed (or Quest Coaster) or in a certain crypt, they can revive as a god tier.

God tiering is a revival mechanism which allows one to achieve heightened control over their aspect. I've only received vague information about it so far. This process sometimes involves the ascension of the dream self, but it can be done with only the waking self as well. Jhon recently reached god tier using his Quest Coaster. Assuming Quest Beds are the analogous non-RCT construct, one may exist somewhere on my planet. Alternatively, one may use the crypt method-a doomed version of Hecka most likely god tiered this way (see Appendix 3). A dream self can reach god tier from their crypt if their waking self has been killed already; the reverse might be true as well. Hecka's dream self was able to quickly reach his crypt for an emergency resurrection, so it may lie somewhere within Prostit's moon. Likewise, I may have one within Durst's moon. As things get more dire, I will have to keep this option in mind. Of course, risking any form of suicide should only serve as a last resort... the integrity of Paradox Space might depend on me now.

Non-players in this session, such as Jack and Dabe, do not seem to have any class/aspect abilities. The trolls presumably do: it turns out that they're aliens who are playing their own Sburb session. This implies that Sburb is a fundamental natural phenomenon, not just some kind of insane human invention. What is the purpose of this game, then?

There is one other Sburb player that I know of. His name is Lord English, though most will call him Lord Spanish. He is not a part of our session, and he might not be a human or a troll at all. he has completed his session and now spends his time massacring the gods of the Furthest Ring. Somehow, he can destroy even those who are immortal and eternal. In addition to his natural class/aspect abilities, he has multiple other. One of his powers is "hte clonkwork majjeyx" (clockwork majyyks?), which-belying the name-is not a temporal ability but a destructive rainbow-themed one.

Lord English, like me, has been enhanced (meaning uncorrupted; see B200). It would be ideal to find him and form an alliance, as I did with Jack and Kanaya, but doing so is likely an impossibility. From what I've heard, he is one of the two most evil and powerful people in Paradox Space. The strongest of the Outer Gods has even described him as a threat to existence itself. Unfortunately, despite his enhancement, Lord English may end up being a major enemy.

Interestingly, Lord English shares his name with the mysterious main antagonist of a comic my friends and I used to read called the Midnight Crew. There are three possibilities. It could be a simple coincidence. It could be that Lord English named himself after the comic character for some reason. Or it could be that the Midnight Crew is based on real events, much like SBaHJ. In the latter case, the author of the comic, Andrew Hussie, might be relevant somehow. (Update: The Midnight Crew is in fact based on real events. See section B400.)

The horrorterrors are working to stop Lord English, but to no avail. One of them has possessed a Durstite who works for Jack (the Authority Regulator, or AR) in order to meet with Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite. This was the dark entity descending upon my planet that I mentioned in the previous section. Apparently, prototyping my grimoire did indeed summon Bg'ogubglog'ybul into my sprite, rather than simply creation a copy. Now the Noble Circle is without a leader during this time of crisis, and AR wants to remedy that. Unfortunately, Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite's sprite instincts and motherly instincts are keeping her tied to this session. I'm not sure what the horrorterrors will try next. Ultimately, though, I think it's safe to consider them as allies.

Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite has somewhat offhanded mentioned that she created Sburb. I'll need to get her to elaborate on this. Presumably she was referring to Bg'ogubglog'ybul, though my mother already seemed to be suspiciously knowledgeable of Sburb as well. Does she mean that she physically created this session's Incipisphere, that she developed the copies of the game distributed to us on Earth, or that she was the primordial creator of Sburb s a transuniversal construct shared by humans, trolls, Lord English, and possibly others?

(Tangential note: Bg'ogubglog'ybul is the name of the leader of the Noble Circle as I remember it, but it is the corrupted name as well. I suppose not every proper noun needs to get spelled differently, but it's a little weird that such a complicated one would end up being consistent!)

Apparently, Lord English is not actually targeting the horrorterrors. Rather, he is destroying dream bubbles, which exist in the Furthest Ring where the horrorterrors created them. The ghosts of the dead go to the dream bubbles, and it sounds like the minds of the sleeping do as well... if they don't have dream selves, that is. It is believed that Lord English is enacting some sort of "evil plan", and one person knows how to prevent it. He has been killed already, and Lord English now seeks to destroy his ghost as well. If I do end up needing to take action against Lord English, I may have to find this person before he does. Unfortunately, as long as my dream self and I are alive, the dream bubbles are probably inaccessible to me.

I've recently been in contact with a powerful agent of Lord English. I neglected to ask for his name, so for now I will refer to him by his corrupted name: Whyte Wordes Guy. WWG is omniscient, allegedly never lies, and has a cue ball for a head. He says that he is more powerful than a god, one of the most powerful after Lord English himself. When I first discovered him, he was guiding Jhon through his rollercoaster quest. I have no idea why he would care to do that. Now that I think about it, Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite mentioned that- although she created Sburb-she did not create the RollerCoaster Tycoon version. Perhaps this was somehow a modification made by WWG? But it could also just be more dumb nonsense. Either way, I should be wary that WWG may be trying to manipulate the course of our session.

WWG says a lot of weird things, but he insists that it's all valuable information if I analyze it or obtain more context. I'm inclined to ignore him so as to not enable his smugly cryptic attitude... but I do think some of his comments were important enough to warrant further examination.

First, WWG said that he has had conversations with me before, ones that I have no memory of. The obvious conclusion would be that he has talked to Roze, but he also said that I was not corrupted at the time. In that case, how could I not remember talking to him? I was only enhanced hours ago, and I remember every conversation I've had during that time. Could it be that I've been enhanced in the past, but eventually reverted back to a corrupted state? That's... extremely troubling to think about.

However, that explanation doesn't quite fit. WWG also implied that, at some point, I was a "Seer of Light". Based on my newfound knowledge of nomenclature, this is almost certainly a class-aspect title. The problem is that I have never played Sburb before now. It's not just that I have no memory of it; if this game had been played in the past, Earth would have been destroyed before today.

I've learned from Hecka's antics that reality consists of many timelines. If WWG is indeed telling the truth, then my only guess is that he originated from some sort of alternate timeline in which I was a Seer of Light. He works for a Lord of Time, so some kind of timeline-crossing power could be involved.

Second, WWG said that the total number of enhanced people is between 0 and 100. Although this seems like a very broad range, it's actually quite the opposite. There are billions of humans, probably at least as many trolls, countless horrorterrors, various Sburb species (including Jack), whatever Lord English and his minions are, and who knows what else. On a transcosmic scale, 100 people or fewer are practically negligible. Despite impossible odds, not only have I been enhanced, but I've already run into 3 other enhanced people. Furthermore, WWG's master, a troll companion of his, and roughly 14 of his "green guy" subordinates are enhanced as well.

The enhancement phenomenon is not random or homogeneous. It is highly localized, and seemingly very deliberate. Perhaps the most disturbing fact is that it is significantly biased in favor of Lord English and his minions. Could it be that Lord English and/or WWG are the source of the Enhancement? If so, why are Jack, Kanaya and I enhanced? Current evidence leaves no reasonable doubt that the Enhancement follows some kind of pattern, but I can't see how the three of us are connected to each other at all, let alone how we're connected to Lord English. We don't even know about each other until today. More importantly, if I defeated Lord English, could I obtain the power of enhancement and use it on others?

Third, WWG made a weird reference to the letter "o". I've made some astonishing discoveries in that regard, which will be covered in section B400.

Fourth, he said that he was going to "teleport a very bad puppet onto a meteor in a different universe in the past." Since then, I've learned that this puppet somehow allows Lord English to possess people. In particular, it ended up on Earth and possessed someone named the "Biig Man", whom I presume to be the athletic SBaHJ character called the Big Man. I'm not sure if possession is a power of Lord English or of the puppet, but this is definitely something to be careful about. If I were to get possessed, it would be game over.

Despite WWG's illaudable goals and off-putting attitude, I plan to keep in contact with him as much as possible. He is my best source of information when he wants to be.

I've talked at length about Lord English, but I mentioned earlier that he is one of the two most powerful and evil people in Paradox Space. I know almost nothing about the other. Since the Midnight Crew is apparently non-fiction, it's likely that this person is actually Professor Mayonaka, Lord English's similarly hyper-powerful archnemesis from the comic. I will use this name to refer to them for now, though my assumption may be incorrect. The only thing I know is that Professor Mayonaka will kill WWG today.

There is yet another pair of mysterious monsters to worry about: the two ambiguously human "demons" that have been terrorizing the troll session. Because of them, the majority of the trolls are now dead... and Kanaya could be next.

One of the demons has been described as "rainbowy"; this could be referring to Lord English and his clockwork majyyks, unless someone else has those powers as well. I'm not sure whether he is part human or not, but he did possess a human, apparently. The other demon is a "dark scary tentacles person". The obvious guess here would be Hecka's newly transformed sprite, Fresh Dark Germy3 sprite (FDG3), an abomination possess the squared power of the strongest horrorterror. This would partly explain why the trolls blame Hecka for their predicament. I have no idea how or why FDG3 would end up in their session, though.

Alternatively, if the rainbow demon is in fact Lord English, it may be the case that the other is Professor Mayonaka. Maybe FDG3 even is Professor Mayonaka; he is easily one of the most powerful people in existence, after all. However, I'm skeptica that English and Mayonaka have the kind of relationship where they would work together. I also don't see why either of them would need to team up with anyone at all. Surely someone who can massacre horrorterrors could take on a few trolls alone!

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I've discovered something that frightens me far more than any of the dangerous entities I've discussed so far. This new evidence completely reverses the paradigm and invalidates much of what I said in the A sections (as well as the Clues and Theories appendix, which I've removed).

The Corruption is not real. What I call "corruption" is in fact the natural state of Paradox Space. Rather, I have been changed. Thanks to Kanaya's alien technology, I was able to see myself as a baby... she was just like everyone else. Earlier today, I underwent a transformation that I call "enhancement". Presumably the same is true of Jack, Kanaya, and the others. From now on, I will still use the word "corrupted" to describe those who have not undergone enhancement-just note that corruption is a default state, not the result of the hypothesized metaphysical event I had called the Corruption.

It seems that the Enhancement has "enhanced" my memories as well. I believe that the world had suddenly changed because I had been given memories of an enhanced world, which conflicted with the corrupt world that I was seeing. Many of these memories directly contradict the true past, such as my memories of myself and my loved ones being enhanced. However, I have also retained memories of events from this world-such as Dabe's disappearance-though I don't remember the world being corrupt at the time.

The conclusions of my theorizing from section A200 still apply. The Enhancement must have been caused by some intelligent being (or beings), one that can distinguish people and their clothes from their surroundings and can somehow manipulate complex abstractions like memory and personality in meaningful ways. Furthermore, this being clearly has an agenda to aid Lord English, as discussed in the previous section. It could be Lord English himself, or WWG. However, English is my enemy, and he is probably helping wreck Kanaya's session. If he were actually responsible, it wouldn't make sense for him to enhance Kanaya and I. The situation might be too complex for me to figure out without more information.

The Enhancement revelation introduces some serious existential and ethical concerns. My life as I know it is imaginary. "Rose" is a fabrication who did not exist until today, brought into being by an unknown and possibly malevolent entity. Nothing I care about even existed. Nobody I wanted to save was taken away in the first place. Jhon was never John. John Egbert is a figment of my imagination. Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Roxy Lalonde... all of them. They're nothing. They don't belong in this world, and neither do I.

It has been painful to come to terms with. After having a mental breakdown, I ended up venting a lot of anger through excessive violence (see B300). Nevertheless, I've slowly been able to force myself to accept reality. The question now is, what comes next? Should I kill myself? I can just end my miserable, anomalous, hours-long blip in this cursed plane of existence. Perhaps I'd foil whatever plans the unknown enhancer had for me in the process. I've seriously considered it, but... what about Kanaya? She's the one who discovered the Enhancement in the first place, but she's still fighting. It would selfish of me to leave her alone in this world. Besides, I might still have one more option.

It may be true that the reality of my memories was imaginary... but that doesn't mean it has to stay that way. I was brought into existence, after all. If I can just figure out how I was enhanced, I expect that I can use the same mechanism to enhance everything else. I can turn Jhon into John, and so on. This was essentially the plan already, but it takes on a new meaning now. I'm no longer "saving" anyone. I'm creating them, at the expense of their natural corrupt counterparts. My motives are now purely selfish. Some say that they are grossly unethical as well. I don't know. I don't think it matters to me anymore. I can't possibly accept this absurd reality that I've been trapped in. Even if it's not broken, I need to fix it.

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Unsurprisingly, there are those who oppose my plan. Corrupted people who fear enhancement due to a sense of self-preservation. Yes, even corrupted people have it. Hecka Jef has been at the center of this resistance movement, attracting several others to his cause.

It all started because of Jhon. Ever since he killed Hecka's best friend-Swet Bro-Hecka has wanted nothing more than vengeance. I don't disagree in the slightest that Jhon is a heinous criminal who has done more than enough to deserve Hecka's retribution... but I most likely have to protect him and the others if I want to enhance them later on.

This has made Hecka furious. Not only is he determined to kill Jhon, but he also hates the idea of enhancement. Like most corrupt people, he finds enhancees lame, boring, and unnatural. Furthermore, he perceives enhancing someone against their will to be a violation of bodily autonomy and a destruction of identity. He's not entirely wrong, and I've been thinking about these issues as well. However, the corrupted perspective is limited. Now that I'm enhanced, I'm certain that this state is objectively superior to a corrupted one in almost every sense. Corrupted people might think they don't want me to enhance them, but once I do, they'll be glad I did. John, Dave, and Jade will be absolutely mortified about the way they've been acting. Until then, I don't believe that they're aware of what's best for them.

After Jhon was executed by an infant Obama (long story), my sprite and I sought to save him. Without a dream self, his only options was a god tier resurrection. This option expires a short time after death. Luckily, I was able to stop the flow of time around his body in order to bestow upon his death an indefinite state of recency.

As Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite searched for Jhon's quest coaster on his planet, the Land of Dollars and Danger (LODAD), I returned to LOLAF and began putting Sburb's alchemization technology to use. I created several dangerous wands, proving that magic is in fact real. The most powerful pair of these wands-the Quills of Echidna-was provided to me by Kanaya at the behest of a bunny for some reason. I tried combining an enhanced object (my shirt) with a corrupted one; the result was, sadly, entirely corrupted. I also created a mind-reading telescope, some portable computers, and several other inventions that I won't list out.

Around the same time, Hecka and his entourage had a similar fit of alchemic creativity. I had told them about Jhon's death as well as our plans to revive him; in retrospect, perhaps I should keep information like that to myself. They were determined to ensure that Jhon's death was permanent, so they created several new weapons to use against us and embarked on a flight to LODAD. A troll named Kraket warned me about this development, not out of concern for Jhon but rather out of antipathy for Hecka. Ironically, during his quest for revenge, Hecka has somehow gotten the trolls seeking vengeance against him.

Suddenly, I appeared on Durst. Jack had usurped control of the kingdom and then awoken my dream self. It was a relief to have confirmation that he does plan on helping me despite our mutual hostilities. My dream self resides within a tower on Durst's moon, in a room almost identical to my own except for its purple color. The walls of this room are decorated with scrawlings of the letters E, O, R, and Z, each being repeated thousands of times in no recognizable order. These characters probably come from the word "ROZE" (or perhaps "ZERO"). They strongly resemble the long sequence of letters from the word "MEOW" that I've written in a journal in my room. I have no recollection of writing it, but my handwriting is unmistakable. Could my dream self have subconsciously written the letters in my dream room as well? Do these sequences mean anything? Why am I writing them?

Jack and I raced to reach LODAD before Hecka. Ultimately, Jhon managed to rise to the god tiers before either of us arrived. Even so, Hecka was determined to kill him again. A large battle quickly broke out; almost everyone in the session was there. On the surface, it was a battle for Jhon's fate. However, everyone had their own motives for getting involved. For Hecka and I, Jhon was only a manifestation of our much larger and more abstract conflict. We were fighting over whose ideals will shape the nature of this reality. He was angry at me for trying to take away his world, and I was angry at him for trying to keep me from mine.

I killed people during the battle. Among them were several infant clones of John's dad (who existed for basically no reason), six Heckas from doomed timelines, and Hecka's mother. None of them needed to die at all, honestly. The babies and the mother posed no threat. They died only because they were unfortunate enough to get in my way. I attacked the Heckas in self-defense, but I could have tried freezing them in time or something similar rather than immediately burning them to death.

The thing is, I don't feel bad about it. Not even slightly. I'm a bit disconcerted about my own feelings on this. I've never killed anyone before today, of course. It's unnatural for me to be desensitized to it already. My mother's death was similar. I was furious at first, but it didn't take long for me to calm down and ally with her murderer. I barely grieved over her at all.

It's this damn corruption. The cognitive dissonance is making me feel detached from reality. None of these corrupted people truly feel like people to me. Even if this is the way it's always been, it still seems wrong. As if Paradox Space itself was crated with some sort of birth defect. Everyone behaves like a shitpost, as if they're from Dave's comics or something (and in fact, some of them are). Sociopathic, imbecilic, absurd, caricatured. Inhuman. The innate sense of respect and empathy that one tends to have for other sapient life doesn't extend to them, at least not for me. They're too uncanny. Like poorly written fictional characters. Like this whole reality is a big joke and I've been trapped here to play the straight man. In a setting like this, even murder is something I struggle to take seriously.

FDG3 was easily the most formidable enemy we have to contend with thanks to yet another odd Sburban obscurity: the rings of the queens of Prostit and Durst. This sprite, which had already included Germy, the White Queen, and a consort of Hecka's planet named Fresh Jimmy, had now additionally take on the forms of our session's pre-entry prototypings- Germy and the head of the Noble Circle-twice. Fortunately, Jack, Jhon, and Beq (Jaed's powerful space-warping dog, called a "first guardian") kept FDG3 distracted long enough for us to deal enough dabmage to the rest of the team to force their retreat. If FDG3 comes for us again, though, I'm not sure whether we'll be able to handle him.

Beq, despite allegedly being omnipotent, is now dead. Apparently, FDG3 is even more omnipotent than first guardians... and Lord English is even more omnipotent than horrorterrors like FDG3. Everyone is definitely using the word the word "omnipotent" incorrectly, but still. It's incredible how there are beings so many orders of magnitude more powerful than anything ordinary humans have ever seen. Is there anyone above even Lord English? Where would I rank on the scale?

My battle with Hecka quickly forced me to further develop my spatiotemporal abilities. My space powers have grown stronger, and I've gotten better at effectively employing my time powers and coordinating them with my space powers. I'm still in the dark about how I've obtained the time powers, but I can tell that they work differently than my space powers. My connection to space feels like it has grown over time, but my connection to time feels like it has always been there, an innate part of me; I just had to realize it. Furthermore, time feels like an independent system that I can manually take command of, whereas space almost feels more like an extension of myself, a force that bends to my will natural. This description is vague and possibly meaningless, but to me it reinforces the idea that my time powers come from external source, not Sburb's class-aspect assignment system. It might not matter regardless, but you never know. Perhaps the one who enhanced me bestowed these abilities as well.

Throughout today, I've had a vague awareness of something lying just beyond my range of vision. Something impossible for the brain to process, or perhaps something shifted infinitesimally in the direction of an inaccessible dimension. It only appears every once in a while, lasting at least a few seconds and at most a few minutes. I would assume that I'm merely imagining things, but Kanaya has corroborated my observations (implying either that there are copies of it or that it can rapidly travel between universes). It seems to appear during particularly important moments; I've noticed it when I entered the session, when I nearly killed Jack, when AR descended to LOLAF, when I panicked from the Enhancement revelation, when my dream self awoke, and during the recent LODAD conflict. It has likely made other appearances as well, which I either did not notice or was not around for.

The nigh imperceptible entity made its longest appearance yet during the battle on LODAD. This lengthened period of exposure, perhaps combined with my rapidly growing spatial prowess, allowed me to finally locate it. I quickly aimed in its impossible direction... and destroyed it. This might not have been the wisest decision. It was a reflexive response, fueled by adrenaline, anger, and an urge to prevent its imminent escape. Nevertheless, it worked; the omnipresent mystery was dislodged from its abstract hiding place.

Though I now only had its shattered remains, it was not too difficult to reassemble the pieces. Here is the result. It appears to be some sort of purple cyclopean robot captioned with the name "Animaker". I have no idea what the hell this thing is or how it relates to nothing at all. It's unclear whether it was ever even a functioning robot; the lack of any sort of internal structure suggests otherwise, but in this corrupted world such structure could be unnecessary regardless. "Animaker" is most likely a portmanteau of "animate" and "maker", though the first word could also be "animal" (or maybe "anime"). It strikes me as the kind of name that would be given to an obscure, low-quality animation program by its painfully uncreative creator. Unfortunately, I can find nothing of the sort using a search engine. I may have to ask the omniscient guy about this. It doesn't seem like it would be important, but it's just too weird for me to let go of. (Update: I've potentially figured something out. See section B400.)

In the end, we were able to defeat Hecka and his militia. My side went mostly unharmed except for Beq and Durst's army. On the other hand, everyone on Hecka's side was either injured or killed. Femorafreack (Hecka's police office sidekick), baby Obama (an aforementioned third party), and FDG3 suffered from vehicular explosions at Jhon's hands. FDG3 also withstood Jack's tentacle amputations and Beq's lasers, though, as discussed before, these attacks only served as distractions while the rest of the group was taken down. FDG3 himself will be significantly more difficult to deal with. All but one of the babies were killed by various people, including me... to be fair, bringing them along was incredibly irresponsible parenting. Jhon's dad, his husband (DD), and his last baby had barely gotten involved, and sustained only minor injuries.

Thanks to me, Hecka's mother is dead and Hecka himself has lost an arm and an eye. He must despise me more than ever. Far more than I despised Jack for killing my mom. By now, I'm probably the primary target of his thirst for vengeance. It's probably best that way; I can defend myself better than Jhon can. However, I need to be highly vigilant from now on. As this session continues to play out, the strongest grow stronger, tensions thicken, animosities deepen, villains meddle, dangerous mysteries unravel, and all of us stumble towards the unknown climax of this game... if not something far greater.

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As if there weren't enough mysterious, hyper-important entities roaming around, I've just found one more. Well, Kanaya did. They simply go by the username "o", and today they have made a post titled "recap]" in the Sburb section of GameFAQs, which you should see above. On the off-chance that the recap gets deleted or altered, I have copied its contents in Appendix 2. The Recap is extremely informative (for a number of reasons) and I recommend that you read it thoroughly. However, the corrupt-speak can be quite arduous to decipher. I have already done so to the best of my ability, and I will discuss what I believe to be the most important points.

The Recap provides a very broad, yet detailed, account of this Sburb session and events pertaining to it. Everything that Jhon, Hecka and I have experienced today is here. Not just us players, but anyone even tangentially related as well: Dabe, Jaed, Jack, Femorafreack, Swet Bro, Jhon's dad, my mom, and even people I've never heard of until reading about them, such as Fresh Jimmy, RJ, the Big Man, and the minions of Lord English called "green guys" whose enhancement I mentioned earlier.

Thanks to this document, I now have a much more thorough understanding of this world. It is quite a bit more consistent than I had previously believed. Despite all the absurdity, the causality checks out. Everythign still happens for a reason, as stupid as those reasons may be. This should make my job to solve the mysteries of my existential predicament much more manageable.

I do believe that the Recap is credible, but only to an extent. All of the events it describes probably did happen; I can at least corroborate the ones that I've witnessed firsthand, and as I said, they are highly consistent with each other. However, I must emphasize that o tends to bring their own interpretations of these events into the recap-in this respect, o is not an objective writer. Although o somehow has access to a tremendous amount of information, their understanding of that information is often biased and sometimes flawed ("then roze makes out with jhon cause shes gross"? Really?). Therefore, everything that is said in this recap should be taken with a grain of salt, though I still expect it to be an extremely valuable resource for keeping track of the countless shenanigans that have been unfolding.

o's corruption is another reason to be skepticla of their credibility. They lack any understanding of the thoughts and motives of enhanced individuals. The recap skips entire important conversations involving enhanced characters because they are too "boring". What's worse, o seems to be heavily biased towards Hecka and against me, at least in part due to their stance on the corruption versus enhancement controversy. They even go so far as to confusingly refer to enhancement as "corruption" out of spite.

WWG told me that Lord English likes to replace the "o" in his name with a GIF that quickly cycles through billiard balls. When I asked if I could simply use the letter "o", he joked that "that particular letter has greater responsibilities at the moment." It isn't surprising that an omniscient person would know about o, but does the similarity between o's and Lord English's unusual name choices imply a connection between the two of them? Considering that o seems nigh omniscient as well, I find it highly likely that o is actually WWG himself prior to his enhancement. It's true that the recap was posted after my conversation with an enhanced WWG, but my faith in chronological linearity has been rapidly diminishing.

What does WWG mean by o's "responsibilities"? What reason did o have to write this recap? Are they not simply keeping a record of events for personal use like myself? I doubt it, for a few reasons.

First, o's recap makes very little mention of o themself. They are not telling their own story; they're telling ours. It's not impossible that o really is someone in this session, but, if so, they are making a deliberate effort to hide it by using third-person pronouns.

Second, o is clearly writing with an audience in mind. They directly talk to the audience throughout the Recap. There are parts that they don't even want to bother writing, but they do so anyway for the audience's benefit. Of particular interest is the following quote:

"you go to whyte wordes guy apartmant and he says some dumb pointeless things ,you dont need me to recap it, you were THEIR(assumig your the reader guy,if your roze or papaya or something finding this recap then ummmmmmmm this is awkwerd.)"

Awkwardness aside, this implies that o's intended audience is a single person: the "reader guy". And this reader has met with WWG in person! Is the Reader another minion of Lord English? Perhaps another enhancee as well? Maybe the Reader is truly the one who has an interest in our session, and o is simply their informant. Why, then is the Reader stalking us? What investment do they have in our lives? I can't answer this, but thinking about it engenders a sense of dread. I don't like being constantly watched, much less being constantly watched by some stranger for unknown reasons. Whoever you are, I'm sure you're reading this too. Message me and tell me what business you have with me. If you won't at least do that, then please fuck off.

(Note: At one point in the Recap, o refers to their audience as "you guys". Plural. Since this happens only once and contradicts the earlier quote, I will assume for now that it is one of many corrupt typos. However, it could be that there are many people viewing o's content, and the "reader guy" who visited WWG is just the most important one... or something.)

I suspect that the Recap is only the tip of the iceberg. It's a component of some larger, more thoroguh work, like created by o as well. This work follows our adventure in full and is what the Recap is actually recapping. o makes several references to units of storytelling such as "acts", "pages", "pictures", and "videos", and implies that the Reader is already familiar with the contents of the Recap from such souces. The incongruity of these formats suggests some kind of unusual mutlimedia structure, much like the Midnight Crew comic I mentioned before. This unseen story would probably be extremely informative if I could find it, but I've had no luck yet.

Speaking of these mystery individuals-o, WWG and his master, Hussie, and the Reader, in particular-are deeply intertwined. Professor Mayonaka may be, too. In some fundamental yet imperceptible sense, these people are connected to my life as well. I expect that many of the answers I'm looking for lie with them.

Returning to the topic of o's possible comic, there is something baffling about the "videos" in particular (or "flashes", as o sometimes calls them). It seems that o uses them to depict especially pivotal moments of the story... the same times during which Animaker has been present. See this quote:

"and then roze EXPLODE"S ANAMAKER!!!!!!!! rip in rest anamaker ,you brought us so munch joy, every one enter, bunnie time, etreceta...............its is very sad and roze brakes the flash but its ok i get a new program to do the rest of the flash for."

Evidently, my theory about "Animaker" being a shitty name for an animation program was on the right track. Whenever o's story incorporates a video, their animation program's logo physically appears in the places depicted in that video. This would explain why Kanaya and I could see it at the same time: the two of us were in the same video, since we were both relevant to the Enhancement revelation being displayed at the time.

A few pieces of this puzzle are connecting, but the majority of them remain elusive. Why would o's animations have any influence over the places they depict? In particular, why would the animation program's logo physically manifest? Is it actually some kind of surveillance device used to record the videos in the first place? This seems unlikely, since o continued the video after Animaker's demise. It just doesn't make any sense. I can only reach a particular conclusion, and an unsettling one at that: o is not just an observer recording our adventure. They can and did invisibly interact with us, and Animaker might not be the only means by which they've done so.

I'm also concerned about o's ability to see the future. They knew in advance that I would write this analysis of their recap. Obviously, my rebellious nature impelled me to spite inevitability by abandoning my walkthrough. However, would doing so not be the true sign of an absence of agency? My choices are going to be my own. If those choices happen to align with whatever determinism has in store for me, then so be it. If not, then I suppose I'll be consigned to a doomed timeline... but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

There is one more question about all of this that has been persistently bugging me. Why would o go so far as to develop a story about us using an artistic medium? If they simply needed to convey information to the Reader, the Recap itself would have sufficed. Could it be some twisted form of entertainment? Are there people who derive enjoyment from watching us struggle through these adversities? I sure fucking hope not.

If you guys plan to keep this up, you'd better watch your step. I'm not going to let you monitor me forever.

Trivia

 * Jack Noir has read through Rose's walkthrough, and while he considers is a pain to read, he recognizes it's probably on to something.
 * The URL for the walkthrough is https://www.gamefaxs.com/compuner/14113-sburb/faxs/410. This incorporates two CaNWC meme numbers, 14113 being MSPFA ID number and 410 being the day CaNWC was originally posted, as well as the day Sburb was originally meant to ship.
 * In response to Rose's walkthrough, o wrote his own recap on Gamefaxs.