Momi


 * Not to be confused with Swet Mom.

Momi Lallonk is the ectobiological mother and Guardian of Rose Lalonde.

Pre-Entry
Momi was created through ectobiology as a paradox clone of herself. She's basically joined at the hip with Jhon Ebgret, who she started making out with moments after her creation. However, when Dacronian Dignity crashed his ship into the lab, it knocked off her eyes, which baby Jhon collected. She was teleported onto a meteor, and sent to earth. After some time, Momi grew up and adopted Rose as her daughter.

Entry
On April 13, 2009, Rose started a session of Sburb with Hecka Jef. When Hecka Jef deployed the equipment, Momi finished the entry process, creating Rose's cruxite artificate, a wine bottle, and breaking it for her. She and the rest of the house were teleported to the Land of Light and Froges. When she found Jhon again, they immediately resumed making out. When Rose went out to explore though, Jack's ship nearly crashed into Rose. Momi shouted out a warning and pushed Rose away, and was crushed in her place.

After reaching a truce with Jack, Jhon took Momi's shoes and captchalogued her feet. Bg'ogubglog'ybulsprite informed Rose that prototyping could restore Momi to life, so she removed Jack's ship from her. Jhon then prototyped her body, transforming her into Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite.

Personality and Traits
Like in Homestuck, Momi seemed to be engaged in a passive-aggressive war with Rose, showering her daughter with excessive gifts, such as giving her pet cat Jaspers a literal tomb when he passed. Also like in Homestuck, these may be genuine acts of affection that Rose just misinterprets as passive aggressive, and Rose herself notes that she doesn't seem capable of that kind of display anymore in the first place. Her immediate willingness to sacrifice for her daughter should indicate how much she loved her.

She's also really got the hots for Jhon. Age is no barrier, she just goes for it.