Equihorse Zahcok

Equihorse Zahcok, also known by his Trollian handle centurionsTest, is one of the trolls harassing the humans. He likes hornses.

Pre-Session
Equihorse was overcome with lust and screwed his lusus to death. He then left to see his moirail Petpeta Legion. They argued over her relationship with Kraket Vantage and his mutant blood, but the argument was interrupted by daddy Vrasky, who directed him to punish Dabros Nimtram in her stead. He connected to Petpeta's Sburb session, and then left.

Equihorse serves Kraket in Petpeta's house and is, in turn, brought into the game by Petpeta, prototyping one of his beads of swet.

Session
Equihorse was brought to the Land of Swet and Soper. His swetsprite was then prototyped with Smupp8deadsprite^2, becoming Smupp8deadswetsprite^3. She pointed out that Jagk Nore killed Petpeta Legion on his computer before leaving.

Post-Session
After successfully beating their session and creating the human's universe, they came under attack by two demons, one of color and one of darkness, and their Winner's Door was stolen from them, preventing their escape. These demons came from the human's session, so they started harassing them in revenge.

Equihorse was the third troll contacted by Rose after the corruption. He did not recognize her at first, implying he had not been particularly active during the campaign. He asked Rose if she liked Hornses and started sweating.

Waist of Time
In CaNWC, Equihorse's classpect is the Waist of Time, rather than the Heir of Void.

The Waist class is a clear reference to the fan title for Andrew Hussie as the "Waste of Space." Information about this class is somewhat limited then, although the pun is somewhat self-explanatory. The Waste is a class that ruins something, uses up a resource on a worthless task. It's not clear whether it would be an active or passive class.

Time is the aspect of struggle. Time players are fighters, focused on action over acceptance. They are extremely goal-oriented problem solvers, which can be carried into extremes of ruthlessness or impulsiveness if unchecked.

The Waist of Time can reasonably be interpreted as someone who ruins struggles, or invites ruin through struggle, depending on whether it is passive or active. It is defined by pointless struggles and dragging things out.

In Equihorse, this is most clearly seen in his long "yes-no" arguments. His stubborn insistence on getting his way is able to wear other people down until they agree to do what he wants.

His planet also seems to reflect this with its vast seas of sopor slime, which when consumed makes people drowsy. This seems to put Equihorse at a juxtaposition of struggle and exertion, working up a sweat, and rest and relaxation, spending time on something unproductive.

Trivia

 * Notably, centurionsTest refers to "hornses" rather than hoofbeasts, the Alternian name for horses. This could show either familiarity with Earth horses, or shows that Alternian vocabulary in CaNWC is much closer to Earth's.